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Joke of the Day
"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."
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"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"
"elephants are scared of mice they're like 100x their size, stupid massive wimps [a wasp flies in my car and i completely drive off a bridge]"
"What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building? Tosses them off."
"Took my dog to a bonfire... ...and as he sat there staring at it blankly I realized he loves sticks. I was burning a giant pile of his toys."
"What did the blind fortune teller tell his customer i can see your future (I'm not sure if this has been posted already)"
"acquaintances (tv show, sitcom): six peopel avoid grabbing a cup of coffee together for 10 years"
"What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!"""
"A man walks into a bar. A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. The bartender looks up and shouts at him, ""Hey, where the fuck are you going with my bar stool?!"""
"It's not as exciting when you realize his name is actually Harold Potter"