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Joke of the Day

"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

"Where will the Womens World Cup final be held? Kitchen Stadium"

"Domestic violence jokes are in bad taste. They hit too close to home."

"If by self-help you mean helping myself to all the liquor in your cabinet... Then yeah... I'm about as self-helpful as they come."

" ! #16 UgarUp 2015 2015 ..."

"Walking into a store wearing the clothes from that store is humiliating and I don't know why."

"I never understood why Bill Clinton felt the need to cheat on Hillary . . . After all, she's proven to be great at getting sex offenders off."

"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"

"How do you measure the speed of circumcisions? Mohels per hour"

"Jesus take the wheel ~ Mexicans stripping a car"