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Joke of the Day
"Why is the LSU football team like my car? They both used to have Les (less) Miles!"
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"Why do women like men with moustaches? Because they immediately see something about you they can change."
"Buying Muhammed dolls for charity, all prophets go to kids in need."
"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."
"Why did the bandit from Burma vote for Trump and Hillary to be the primary candidates? Because, Master Wayne, some men just want to watch the world burn."
"What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian? Hoe Mow"
"So I poured my root beer into a square glass... now I just have beer [](http://i.imgur.com/FVEqK.jpg)"
"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""
"What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom? A runner in scoring position."
"There's no ""I"" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth."