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Joke of the Day

"I once knocked out a Champion Boxer... I'm still banned from Crufts."

"How are pimples and a priest different? Pimples don't come on your face until you are 12."

"A black man walks into a restaurant The waiter says: We dont serve black people here! The black man responds: Thats okay, I don't eat them anyway."

"We're sorry, the number you have dialed... 911 has been changed to a non-published number. Please make a note of it."

"Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch."

"My wife was acting crazy recently. Now I have to remove her blood from the carpet. Her menstrual blood."

"Someone told me I was obsessed with the song ""Wonderwall"". I said ""Maybe""."

"How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction."

"When I'm furious at another driver I roll down my window, thrust my head out & whisper ""wow you drive really inconsiderate"" into the wind"

"Bethesda Softworks announce that Fallout 4 will be postponed until April 2016 Don't worry you are on the jokes section"