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Joke of the Day
"She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time."
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"What is black, white, and red all over? The Ferguson riots"
"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."
"I watched somebody tell a dad joke in slow motion. It was even funnier because the slow-mo made him look drunk. Finally, a relevant dad joke."
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."
"What is green and smells like red paint? Green paint. Haha"
"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."
"What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking!"
"What's another name for chicken breasts? Chitties"
"There are 2 things I love about women... Tits"