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Joke of the Day

"Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore? Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny."

"I'm so hungry I could eat this piece of paper. *adds salt to resume*"

"Chuck Norris uses a floor buffer to polish his massive testicles."

"Never ask a shepherd how many sheep he owns, I don't think he'd know, he probably falls asleep every time he takes inventory."

"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"

"I thought i saw an ocean filled with orange soda It turns out it was just a Fanta-sea"

"Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!"

"Dominos dropped the ""pizza"" from its name because they're not legally allowed to call that pizza."

"A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, ""Depends on what's in it for me."""

"You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss."