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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."
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"4-yr-old saw picture of me pregnant. I explain that she was inside me. She thought for a bit then said: ""I never want to do that again."""
"What do you call a Pediatrist speeding in Michigan Lead foot"
"I went to the doctor and he said ""don't eat anything fatty."" I asked "" no bacon? No burgers?!"" To which he replied ""No fatty, just don't eat anything! """
"What do you call a charming tool? A rake"
"Have you heard the one about the grain farmer? It was corny."
"Few things stress me out as much as a waiter who doesn't write the order down."
"So a termite walks into a bar and asks... ""Is the bartender here?'"
"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"
"slipping acid into your moms food because she needs to chill out and have a good trip"