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Joke of the Day

"Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten."

"I use to worry I was a nihilist... but then I realized I don't care."

"Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award? He was outstanding in his field"

"What was the last thing Hitler said to his men, before they got into their tanks? Men, get into your tanks."

"What do you call Nightwing in a coffin? Dick in a box."

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."

"What are the other letters of the alphabet? Nazis."

"Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust? He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*"