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Joke of the Day
"What do communists clean first when they do their laundry? Their Linens"
Next Joke
"There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot."
"Did you hear about all the bears that got laid off from Chanel 6? (xpost /r/BearJokes) Turns out they were bad news bears."
"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."
"Thank you, U.S. Senate. I've been asking and telling people things all day!"
"How can you tell who's the Polish Jew at The Wailing Wall? He's the guy with the harpoon."
"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."
"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."
"What's the opposite of marshmellow? Well, I guess it would be marshmadness"
"What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup? You turn off your playstation."