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Joke of the Day
"R.I.P Satoru Iwata He's pushing Peaches and Daisies now."
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"how can you tell you whenyou're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H but accidentally grabbed a BenGay."
"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."
"How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"My Dr. wrote me a prescription My Dr. Wrote me a prescription for daily sex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"""Rock. Paper. Scissors."" - terrible surgeon"
"Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day."
"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"
"A sad dad joke A woman is at her father's deathbed. She hasn't seen him in years and now they only have a few moments left. ""Dad, I'm sorry,"" she whispers. ""Goodbye, Sorry,"" he says, ""*I'm dead*."""
"The inventor of the air conditioner has died. Thousands of fans attended his funeral."