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Joke of the Day

"What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia"

"And the award for best neckwear goes to... Well, would you look at that... It's a tie."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Mittens. Just joking, im not sure what he got, hasn't opened his gift yet"

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? The winner of last year's hide & go seek contest."

"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."

"I was accused of sexual harassment But I couldn't of. Because her ass meant nothing to me."

"Here's a joke ... College fees."

"How big of a difference is there between the male and female reproductive system? There's a vas deferens."

"A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it... It was posthummus."

"Two guys are watching a dog lick its privates. One guy chuckles and says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""Pet him, maybe he'll let you."" An oldie, but I always liked it."