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Joke of the Day

"What do you call camp for starving cats? Meow-schwitz."

"What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"

"Malaria kills a child every two seconds in Africa... Somebody should arrest that guy."

"Him: I wanna be the man you fell in love with all those years ago. Me: You wanna be Ryan Reynolds?"

"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."

"I remember when I was a virgin I thought I'd remember every single time I got laid Since I've been married though I can't remember the last time I've had sex"

"Dora could get to her destination in half the time if Swiper were in prison where he belongs."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? to get to the other side."

"OMG! My boss has choked on his sandwich and stopped breathing!! Should I call an ambulance? Its been 16hrs.. I didn't wanna make a fuss."