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Joke of the Day

"I don't like bone jokes.. I don't find them humerus."

"What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off? They go fission."

"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are liars."

"What's a ghost's favorite data type? BOO-lean!"

"An archeologist found a tampon. He wondered what period it was from. (Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)"

"Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit"

"Late night phone convo BF: Ok you hang up GF: No, you hang up BF: No, you first GF: Nooo, you first NSA: Shut the fuck up and hang up already!"

"What do you call two gay scientists breaking up? A homolytic fission."

"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."

"Why do the Lanisters have such big beds? Because they push 2 twins together to make a king."