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Joke of the Day

"The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old So you have to be 21 years old to drink, and 8 to summon the devil"

"Why Can't Foster Kids Play Baseball? ""They Don't Know Where Home Is!"" Daniel , Reddit Clown"

"Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November."

"What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"

"Ain't no sandwich when she's gone."

"Did you hear about the avon lady ? Max Factor"

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate."

"Was it bad? To yell at my gf if I should dig up hitler to show her how to use an oven"

"You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal."