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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about a poet in a prison? Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here."

"How do you think the unthinkable? Hit an itheberg."

"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."

"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."

"wise man jokes?"

"I had sex with a chipotle manager When I was about to lick some guac off her tits she stopped me and says ""You know that's extra, right?"""

"12 YEAR OLD: I wrote a movie script called Suicide Squad but it's bad *throws in trash* HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER: *walks by trash* Hey what's this"

"Every time Nicki Minaj tells someone their voice isn't good enough on Idols, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony."

"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."

"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."