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Joke of the Day

"Before Facebook, you had to ""like"" things with your feelings."

"The pilot asks over the PA system whether there's a doctor on board From the back a guy shouts ""I'm a vegan!"""

"Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance."

"What do you call of group of black people? A group, you fucking racist"

"I tried to catch some fog. I mist."

"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"

"What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room? You washer and dryer."

"Sex can make your day But anal can make your hole weak"

"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."

"What do you call a Rastafarian Irishman? Eamon"