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Joke of the Day
"Me I'm a joke"
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"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."
"I was completely offended, but then you said ""no offense,"" so now everything's cool."
"I'm more than happy to take your sloppy seconds. Who am I kidding, I'll take corroded fourteenths."
"What do the LGBT community and computers have in common? Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!"
"Want to spice things up? Look them right in the eyes and lick their fingers seductively. My dentist didn't appreciate it, but yours might."
"What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on? Vin Diesel! : D Source: http://youtu.be/DmI_PcJQ6Wo"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
"Why don't Pentacostals have sex standing up? It might lead to dancing."
"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."