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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, are you a door? Because I want to slam you!"

"The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence."

"How do you tell the difference between a male chromosome and a female chromosome? You pull down their genes!"

"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."

"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."

"What happens to the taxidermist after he eats? He gets stuffed."

"An Irishman walks into a bar Every night and then he stays there until it closes."

"What do you call a bi-curious woman? A clitourist."

"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."

"I don't understand why people are in awe when I tell them my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most of the other German officers did too!"