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Joke of the Day
"The seven dwarfs were in the bath feeling happy. So Happy got out."
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"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? (punchline in comments)"
"I made my money the old-fashioned way... I used a printing press"
"Me: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance Chief: *does interpretative dance Translator: *does translation dance"
"Few things are as consistently weird as the guy/girl handshake."
"Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks."
"How much hummus did the anorexic girl order? A tahini bit."
"What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say? Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)"
"What do you call a retarded Flo Rida? Slo Rida"
"It's pretty stupid how cats will just play with the same toy over and over as if it might do something new. Hold on, gotta check my iPhone."