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Joke of the Day

"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new black."

"I got a job as a stand up with a comic sans resume, but i lost my CV Now im a comic sans resume"

"Rosetta Stone should make software for whatever valley girl language my 16-year old stepdaughter speaks."

"There would be a lot less litter in the world if we just sharpened the walking sticks for the blind."

"Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke"

"I recognize that Rome wasn't built in a day but I'm not trying to build Rome, I just want to to enjoy onion rings without gaining weight."

"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""

"What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!"

"are you a female guitar player with a breathy, annoying voice? congratulations Starbucks will play your music, no questions asked"

"If electricity always flows in the path of least resistance Why doesn't lightning always strike in France?"