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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new black."
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"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."
"""I'd UberBlack for you."" - what I assume a pick up line in 2016 sounds like"
"Why wont a Jewish cannibal eat a German? Germans seem to give them bad gas..."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None they just beat the room for being black."
"How many lives does a Nazi cat have? Nein"
"Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible."
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
"ME: Don't you see, the treasure is our friendship PIRATE: ...Aye ME: P: I cherish ya me matey but honestly ya misled me a tad didn't ya"
"What do you call a canadian enchilada? A centimeter-alada"