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Joke of the Day

"Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room. [an old classic]"

"Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people? Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!"

"What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid of hiccups."

"I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy Just like my four fathers did"

"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."

"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and the other one to hold the penis.. I meant... The ladder."

"What is the sound of one hand typing? Fap-fap-fap."

"I'm just SOOO busy. I spend 70% of my day telling people how busy I am and the other 30% trying to make myself look REALLY REALLY busy."

"Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back."