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Joke of the Day
"Why did Batman rush to the Bat Cave? He had to go to the Bat Room. [an old classic]"
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"My uncle invented this one today. What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter? He has no hands to pick the pubes out."
"Where do Star Trek fans work out? At the He's Dead Gym."
"Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely? He's been Wookie for love in Alderaan places."
"People who say that they don't have time for my bullshit need to learn how to manage their time better. Wake up an hour earlier."