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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."

"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."

"Jehovah Witnesses keep coming to my house... So today I decided to answer the door naked and... Well...I solved the Girl Scout problem...."

"If Apple designed a house, what would they not install? Windows..."

"Woman are so emotional *throws a garbage can through my tv because a hockey team lost*"

"Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket."

"I'm responsible for 84% of all cat videos currently available on YouTube."

"Obamacare? Yeah, more like ""Turn your head and Kafka."" Am I right?"

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."

"BEST JOKE EVER What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip."