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Joke of the Day

"Why did Marlin and Dory never date? Dory was played by Ellen Degeneres."

"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."

"Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!"""

"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."

"Hi, what can I get for 25 cents? You can get the fuck out."

"My nan used to always tell me ""only boring people get bored"" I prefer to call it 'entertainmentally challenged'..."

"The NSA killed my Internet Now I have to build a GNU one."

"What starts with ""M"" ends with ""arriage"" and recently made me the happiest man on earth? Miscarriage"

"This is my favorite amnesia joke: Shit, I forgot it."

"What does my cat and Donald Trump have in common? Neither of them pay taxes"