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Joke of the Day
"This is my favorite amnesia joke: Shit, I forgot it."
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"What do you call a Rastafarian Police Officer? Jamaican Bacon..."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root Beer and 2 scoops of ice cream!"
"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."
"People tell me filling animals with helium is bad.. But i say whatever floats your goat."
"Marriage equality AND marijuana laws passed? Now we know what Leviticus really meant by ""A man who layeth with another man must be stoned."""
"I hate it when kids say that they hate vegetables. Like what the hell did Steven Hawking do to you?"
"If a guy says he can't feel anything while wearing a condom... Ask him if he can feel the money being sucked out of his paycheck for the next 18 years"
"What's the best part about having a blind partner? You know they won't be seeing other people."
"My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe."