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Joke of the Day

"When i was little i was afraid of dinosaurs But growing up i learned they all died.. Now i am afraid of dinosaurs ghosts"

"No, LinkedIn. I would not like to link my Twitter account but thank you for trying to get me unemployed for life."

"Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, your in the way."

"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

"The police break into Abraham Lincolns house... When they find him, he says ""Don't arrest me, I'm in a cent!"""

"What happens when a boy comes into a girls house nothing, he just came into her house."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"

"Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist's window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target."

"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."

"""I'd hit that!"" -- me gazing at rock bottom"