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Joke of the Day

"BAD COP: Throw the book at him. GOODREADS COP: OK! Check out Ruby, the beautiful and devastating debut novel by Cynthia Bond. 12"

"C.R.E.A.M. Reddit Remix Cats rules everything around me/ CREAM get the kitty/ furry furry hair ball"

"I like to go to the movies and politely ask the people in front of me to stop kicking my seat."

"My Favorite Joke as a Kid. ""What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?"" The Taste!"

"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."

"I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use."

"Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory."

"Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!! - squirrels"

"What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? ~~A civil serpent~~ Senator."