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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !"
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"Doe A deer, a female deer. Ray A hunter, with a gun."
"I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, ""Keep Frozen."""
"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
"Difference between computers and woman Unlike computers a woman will reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy."
"What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster? HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES."
"I had an omelette with FIVE different types of mushroom this morning. It truly was a Breakfast of Champignons."
"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant? Count Spatula"
"What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest."