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Joke of the Day
"What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!"
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"My neighbor is Indian and every night when he comes home he punches his wife... 6:30 pm, right on the dot."
"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"
"Listen kids, money's tight. So when I make you balloon animals you should say 'thank you' and not complain about the lubricant."
"Why do cannibals love eating people with epilepsy? Because their favorite side dish is Seizure Salad."
"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"
"don't joke about arthritis It's too close to the bone"
"At the Last Supper... [At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* ""This is my body!"" *Jesus raises wine* ""And this is my blood!"" *Pulls out 9 of Clubs* ""And this is your card"" *Apostles go nuts*"
"Q: Why did my wife cross the road? A: To fuck some dude (sorry my jokes haven't been as funny since I found out about my wife's affair)"
"Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."