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Joke of the Day

"Skinny If fat people have more skin shouldn't they really be the 'skinny' ones?"

"Just watched the amazing Spiderman 2, thought of this. I thought Spiderman was going to kick the crap out of electro, but it turns out he's black and blue to start with."

"What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette? Tobaccio"

"Don't worry, men. Women can't tell women to calm down either."

"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"

"I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way"

"You know as soon as my ""Swear Jar"" gets full, I'm going to use the money to get a Fking Puppy!!!"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline"

"Be the change you want to find beneath the sofa cushions."

"How bout I hold a toaster over you while you're in the tub, and you tweet something that doesn't make me drop it."