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"a goddess makes a six second video da vine"
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"Commentator just said that the rain ""may just be the tears of a heartbroken nation,"" which shows a fundamental misunderstanding of rain."
"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"
"sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say ""nice work, Einstein"" without sounding sarcastic"
"My burrito brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, ""Careful,everything is falling out from the other side."""
"Every time I walk into a Wal-Mart I think to myself, "" I've never seen so many of God's mistakes all in one place."""
"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."
"my aunt: why u kids always on them phones cant u have a real conversation me: *puts down phone* *crosses legs* why did u melt the ice caps"
"Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall."
"A husband and a wife were at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""