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"a goddess makes a six second video da vine"
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"Lone girl at the table: ""I like giving BJs but my boyfriend doesn't like getting them"" 5 guys in perfect unison: ""You're not doing it right"""
"If you`re not going to help me break into my ex`s house to delete the hysterical message i left on his answerphone,then you`re not my friend"
"I got an STD from a Canadian woman Hepatitis eh."
"Why don't elephants like penguins? Because they can't get the wrapper off."
"Is it so wrong to bang on your neighbor's door at 2am and ask them to reset their modem?"
"What do you call a fat psychic ? A four-chin teller."
"How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? He spits on *your* back!"
"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Hypothermia."