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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"

"We need to run the government like a business. Specifically a Quizno's with a bat infestation, staffed by emotionally unbalanced retirees."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."

"These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence."

"Jamaican Snowman What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song? ...... Snowoman no cry."

"Two Men Walk Into a Bar the third one ducks"

"Does anybody know whats heart does? Beats me"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."

"My friend David lost his ID the other day Now we just call him dav"