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Joke of the Day
"My wife thinks I am a pedophile... but what the hell does she know..shes only 12!!"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He lay awake nights wondering if there was a dog."
"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"
"Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" The other fish says ""Holy shit a talking fish!"""
"I want my last words be... ""I didn't want these to be my last words."""
"Why did the gay man vote for Trump? He was the biggest dick in the race."
"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."
"There was once a viking who believed in reincarnation. He was hoping that after dying he'd be Bjorn again."
"Where does a thumb meet its type? At ***the space bar!*** oh-my-goodness! ~Skip"
"What is the holiest chord? G sus"