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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C? He was 0K."
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"Gay men are fucking assholes"
"The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window' The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'"
"Shouldn't russia have the mos dairy? Cause you know, They have the moscow? Sorry for the cheesy joke :/"
"I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my ""before"" picture."
"People always asked me why I made puns. I told them that we live in a world where a comedian either climbs to be a legend or lives long enough to start using puns... and I chose the ladder."
"The interviewer asked, ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" The job candidate responded, "" I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."" Use it while you can, people!"
"What does a male prostitute say when his phone keeps ringing after he's seen 3 clients in a row? ""FOUR FUCKS ACHE!!"""
"Why do Italians wear gold necklaces? So they know where to stop shaving"
"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."