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Joke of the Day
"Why are pirates so fat? They eat too many cAAARRRRRbs."
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"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"
"What's common between Hitler and Taco Bell Both are responsible for gassing lots of people. _________ Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/skeh8/taco_bell_on_420/c4eqbvj?context=2"
"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."
"A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, ""doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor replied, ""I know you can't, I've cut off your arms!"""
"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."
"Happy Dhanteras. If you buy gold today, you'll become rich tomorrow. Except for gold merchants. Who sell gold & become rich today only."
"Let the Trucker Sleep"
"The most difficult part about taking a personality test is deciding which personality should take it."
"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"