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Joke of the Day

"Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire."

"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."

"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"

"George Bush was trying out BDSM with his wife. George: Punish me baby, I've been a bad boy. Laura: Hmmm...what did you do honey? George: 9/11"

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""

"I just sold adderal to a guy who thinks its viagra! Ahh, he'll thank me later."

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"

"Why is Edward still in Russia? Because he is Snowd*en*"

"What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? Everyone misses Harambe."

"Can we just change the phrase ""Transgender"" to ""Transjenner""?"