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Joke of the Day
"Think my cat might be depressed. She just told me she's thinking about getting a cat."
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"Women hate it when you call them ma'am or sleep with their friends."
"I went to the doctor because my eye hurt every time i drank tea. He told me to take the spoon out."
"What is it that's red. Reddit."
"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."
"What does Ivanka call her lower back tattoo? A Trump stamp."
"What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck."
"Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrament of death* Dentist: ""Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss."""
"Burn victims never travel alone They always stick together"
"Damn, girl, are you a map? Because you give me D-rections."