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Joke of the Day
"I am motherfucking sick of the motherfucking delays on this motherfucking train!"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...hot and in my hands **right now**."
"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"
"If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed."
"ovens are insane ""oh thats just my box of invisible fire i heat dead things in"""
"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."
"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."
"How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different? Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors"
"A man and a boy are walking through the dark woods together Boy: Wow this is really scary Man: How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!!!"
"I wish the NSA would stop listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA"