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Joke of the Day
"Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion."
Next Joke
"Ugh. ""What's wrong honey?"" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*"
"One thing I've learned about pizza jokes... It's all in the delivery."
"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"
"To the guy that invented the number ""zero""... thanks for nothing."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? AYEE ya thought it be ARRR but it be the 'C'!"
"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"
"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."
"If someone asks what you do for a living and you reply ""I'm a lunatic"" they won't ask any more questions."
"Him: God you smell good, what is that? Me: chicken nuggets"