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Joke of the Day
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough."
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"I had a cold so I stopped by the drug store. I asked for some vitamin C. The Spanish pharmacist said ""Si'"" I said ""Yes, C"" And that is how the fight got started."
"International Women's Day That's the joke"
"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."
"I should probably never be a mom considering I'd rather drop a baby in a puddle than my iPhone"
"Why is gambling not allowed in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law"
"Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'"
"I bet Billy Joel only needs to type in ""Cad"" before his phone's dictionary chimes in and recommends ""Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac."""
"currently washing my balls in the sink while humming that one black eyed peas song because tonight *IS* gonna be a good night."