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Joke of the Day

"International Women's Day That's the joke"

"I think Stu does not gets the recognition he deserves Without him, those who are studying would just be dying."

"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."

"What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites? A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P"

"Umm, when someone posts that they're having a bad day, I don't think it's proper Facebook etiquette to ""like"" their status."

"An eskimo was showing another eskimo pictures of his house... ... The other eskimo said ""That's an ice picture!""."

"You know how dogs think, when you leave, that you're never coming back? That's how I feel when I leave the house for work every morning."

"Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that? Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"My doctor told me I am colorblind. I had no idea! It came right out of the green"

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're being watched? Because if it's bothering you I'll stop."