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Joke of the Day
"God gives everyone a hot cousin to test us."
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"""This is NPR."" Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo."
"Why was the Pedophile's movie rated PG-13? It only had minor nudity."
"waitressing She may only be a waitress but at least she brings food to the table"
"What's the chilliest ground in the premiership? Cold Trafford!"
"*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage* *Buys Magic 8 Ball* *Whispers*, This is how we raise you now."
"What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf? A gras shopper."
"""So tell me more about yourse-PUT DOWN MY FRIES IF YOU WANT TO WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ALL 4 LIMBS INTACT."" - What not to say on a first date."
"I just witnessed a co worker eat a cupcake with no frosting. What kind of devil worshiping nonsense is this?"
"Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room. What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room. What is Religion? ""I HAVE THE CAT"""