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Joke of the Day

"What is Russia's favorite type of pasta? Putinesca"

"Freddy from scooby doo was a candidate for mayor of L.A in the 90s He ran on splitting up gangs."

"What do gamers plant in their garden? Skill trees! **Dances wildly with top hat and cane**"

"Press Conference: How do you respond to accusations that you over sexualize everything? Me: *slowly takes entire microphone into mouth*"

"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."

"My daughter bought a new mattress for when she goes off to school, but was undecided about whether to keep it. I told her to sleep on it."

"A ginger, a brunette and a blonde in Hell Just kidding, how could a ginger go to hell without a soul?"

"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."

"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."

"When midgets smoke weed... ...do they get high, or do they just get medium?"