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Joke of the Day

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one."

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"

"As the saying goes, once you go black... You become a single mother."

"Did you hear about the recent earthquake research? The information is groundbreaking"

"What time of day are you not able to find your watch? 4:04"

"I call my penis Oscar Pistorius. It only goes inside for a disappointingly short period of time."

"Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"""

"I've been attending Acronym Anonymous meetings recently. Or as I like to call it AA. I'm not making a lot of progress."

"Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is being at a party and feeling socially awkward."

"What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song? Do You Hear what I Hear?"