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Joke of the Day

"TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub."

"Green men make me cross."

"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"

"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"

"I got busted visiting Texas. For trying to smuggle in books. Luckily, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books."

"If you are naughty... Santa gives you something hard and black"

"People are like trees, they'll fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !"

"A Jewish redditor decides to post a foreskin joke. [removed]"

"Boomerang I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also, can you tell me how to throw the old one away ?"