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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, I don't want to go visit Grandma"" ""Shut up, and keep digging"""
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"Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee."
"Inoffensive Muslim joke What do the weather in England and a Muslim have in common? It's either Sunni or shiite"
"If I had the power to control people's minds like Professor Xavier I'd probably just make them get me snacks."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."
"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."
"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."
"A local theater was just robbed of $286 the other day... ...The thieves stole one large drink, a large popcorn, and a candy bar."
"What do you call a man that states the obvious? A man that states the obvious"
"I'd tell you my Jim Jones joke... But the punch line is too long."