36601

Joke of the Day

"Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!"

"Son - Dad, you wanted a boy or a girl? Dad - seriously son, i just wanted to fuck."

"I just did absolutely nothing for this Klondike Bar."

"I didn't believe the rumours about clowns being spotted all over the country Until I saw them debating on TV."

"""So do you want me to climb up with my bare hands or can I use some sort of climbing device?"" The latter."

"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? They both drip when they're fucked."

"Live tweeting tomorrow's hangover tonight."

"Math puns... ... are a sure sine that you are going crazy."

"This is your pilot speaking. If you have any requests, please give them to the flight attendant. Anyway, here's Wonderwall."