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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a fish fucks his sister? Fincest. (This joke is shitty, I know, but I couldn't resist posting it.)"

"How did the hipster burn their lips? They ate the pizza before it was cool"

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."

"Doctor, doctor... I have a cold and feel like I'm about to explode... ...well sit down and blow your nose up!"

"The worst part about killing baby hitler is when you come back and everyone says ""who?"" but you still killed a baby."

"Dad can I? A young man went up to his father and asks ""Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?"" His father says ""I don't know. Are you any good?"""

"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"

"What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !"

"I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye."