199413

Joke of the Day

"Best Higgs Boson Joke so far Higgs Boson goes into a Catholic church. The priest says, ""You're not welcome here."" Higgs Boson says ""You can't have mass without me."""

"Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? Because they're meteor"

"Are there Jewish exorcisms? Where the demon comes out, and just tells you to call your mother?"

"Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."

"Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them."

"There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch."

"Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours."

"Am I annoying yet? How about now? Now? Now? Now? How about now? Now? Now? Now? Maybe now? Now? Now? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow? Meow?"

"Imitation is the sincerest form of crabmeat."

"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."