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Joke of the Day

"I met a hot girl. We had dinner yesterday. At least I'm assuming she had dinner."

"Guy at Dairy Queen was yelling at everybody because they didn't have waffle cones but they had PICTURES of waffle cones. That guy was me."

"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"

"Oedipal Arrangements ...just like your mom used to make."

"Ladies, If you would simply make your Facebook profile pic a bikini shot, it would save me a lot of awkward stalking time."

"Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states."

"Why are there so many Jews? It's the only race that's well accounted for."

"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"

"Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!"

"I have a knock knock joke. You start."