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Joke of the Day

"What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing he didn't recognize them!"

"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"

"I bought some shoes from my dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"An anvil walks into a bar.. The bartender asks him, would you like a beer? The anvil answers: ""No thanks, I'm already hammered."""

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they're both stuck up bitches."

"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"

"9/11 knock knock *Knock Knock.* Who's there? *9/11* 9/11 who? *You said you'd never forget.*"

"Wife leaves: Ok. Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked."

"Why do the Chinese remember more then everyone else All their memories are in wide screen."